XMAStepisode

Ho ho ho open up ya door, I’m Stepasaur and guess what y’all, its a stepisode
I came to bring some xmas spirit, I brought a couple of mates they’ll be here in a minute
so fasten ya seat belts enjoy the show and merry xmas and ho ho ho

Ho ho ho merry xmas my arsehole if I see your fat pink arse with a parcel coming
down my chimney up in Newcastle you’ll get a metatarsal right up yer arseh..

Hold up there Kev or do I need to send a ref in? there’s no need for the effing and jeffing
we don’t need your sort causing kids anguish, ‘ere 'av have a sandwich and mind your fucking language

Hey easy in the area, what’s with the pair o’ya, coming on my stepisode like a pair of terrier
There’s kids out there and they’re aware of ya, just do us a favour there, easy on the sweary yeh?

He says no swearing it’s alright for you if you got this mate you’d be fucked off too
look at this shit no wonder I’m pissing, 100 quids and the leg gone missing

Too true mate ain’t that just the juice of it, got this thru can’t see I’ll have a use of it
Nice toy I might enjoy but I’m a football player not Hawk the fucking Slayer

Yeah alright lads fuck sake zip it, the Stepisode’s fucked and I might as well tip it
If you don’t want the full Steparranasaurus just sing along with the chorus yeh?

Jingle jangle jingle for the pole cos we best duck if we say fuck on
this xmas stepisode

no no no..no no no

Well just understand why we’re getting all arsey even super heroes know it ain’t classy
I can’t wait til this xmas is over, I’ve seen the lights up since the end of October

Fair play Kev but that ain’t why he’s stressing, he just knows that we’re giving him a lesson
I know his videos I’ve seen his hit-rates, those old Stepisodes they’re all bloody shit mate

Well it started off bad and now it’s hardly going great, lights and hit rates what difference does it make? after all you’re just a troll and there ain’t too much I can do. but I would learn to watch my fucking lip if I were you

Listen Steptoe with your big red sack that crap you gave well you can have it back ‘cos
I asked you for a song what I got instead Muck Hucknall remember that guy from Simply Red?

Thank fuck somebody you must admit King Kev was good and made a perfect hit
he’s the only geezer I know who’s totally mad oo kev I think you’ve done something really bad

All those silent nights in jail cells for doing your xmas crime
And you all saw it all and so he’ll have to face hard time
Getting biffed up banged up hanged up with the rope
and if you’re in the shower mate don’t bend down for the soap
Well let’s get our gifts roll a couple of splits and head off out the door
And leave these party people to see you get banged up by the law SING

Biffed up Banged up Banged up by the law