I'm Kevin and I’m number 7 not eleven
kick a football from cornwall to devon
did what Eric Morecambe done to that Previn when I’m messing up your score lines
'how many more times”
I’m in your starting eleven cos I’m the Messiah hah from heaven
Was I good? could a beat Pat Nevin you can shove it up yer Arshavin
I made a right load a cash from football had a wallet bout this high like a foot tall
you know them big things you had with a part where the bit goes? well I had shitloads
Sung songs off the back of it, in Germany they bought a stack of it
made a video yeah I know crap at it
even if a sack of shit fuck I had a crack at it
oh fuck me now what typical, I can’t say fuck where’s that applicable
Alright love this aint the Palladium, shouldn’t be on the pitch let alone the stadium
‘Cos I’m well known as it goes for saying something I’m not suppose
Cocaine gets up my nose see fucking effortless
If you want the evidence listen

Second half we were playing shite, they cut inside down on the right
No man made at run at him just stood gormless so he just swung it in
Chested it down in the back of the net before it touched the ground
I just took a look round at all these fucktards head hanging down
Well fuck sake have a fucking look at it, so many mistakes write a fucking book at it
You had one job mate shoulda stuck at it If they’re running our way
there’s the ball look at it!
He’s a cunt our keeper sorry our keeper is a bleep bleeper
all this political correctness cos you’ve got homo in your erectus

Now we’ve got a free kick we’re one nil down and we're needing one quick
Just one goal’s not enough asking that question now have we got enough
He took it down real slick outside of the boot head got a flick
caught 'em exposed and on to it quick and as if it were mastered get in y’bastard
now we’ve got coal in us, score more goals than you’ve had cold dinners
now were in the mood and just like Glenn Miller there’s a belief on the bench there has to be a winner
Here Withey, get there and mark him and if he tries to get away mate just spark him
Withey Withey, just stick to him, where’s he going now? What the fuck’s he doing?
Fuck sake ref you must need vetting, position he was in there could’ve been a let in
Four letter words won't cause bed-wetting, it’s a stepisode they know what they’re getting,
King Kev cold rocking that vibe and I’d just love it if you’d subscribe
Wanna see me kicking it live well
here get your phones out pick the fucking bones out!