In a land like ours
with the typical towers
similar skies meeting them
while down at the feet of them
the streets laid bare
as if no-one there
like a scene from hell, all scarily parallel
history lost, small business big cost
under the cosh,
walking around as if being watched
after the fighting, after the rioting
when there was nothing left to burn or loot again
wonder if these trees ever see fruit again
but tucked in a hideaway
just a short ride away
it’s creaking rafters rang with laughter
for there inside was an evil snide
holding a celebration
raising a glass to their isolation
haha just look at these fools,
they think there’s rules
I think I’ll invent more and wipe the floor
with these these useful tools
mmm the mind drools
think what I could do to schools
all this autonomy
I could even smashed their economy
but meanwhile up in the sky in another part of town
Chief Anderson and his crew were up there taking a good look round
in a bid to make some sense out of the twisted path it took
so he lowered the craft and came in for a closer look
he said, just look what they’ve done, this place is a slum
that must be the last statue standing, theres no point landing
what a waste but at least there’s still an Asda
um they’ve put arrows on the floor there sir
oh the dizzy bastards
ok I’ve seen enough of this god forsaken place
captain raise the landing gear and take us back to base
G force do you read me? yep, it seems that we’ve got trouble
Im holding an emergency meeting in my office at the double

Thank you all for being here at such short notice
but we’ve reason to believe that there’s a deceiver working for the POTUS
we’ve been to ground and looked around and what we’ve found is clear
the only thing that’s being spread around is fear
but who in their right mind would put us in this pickle?
well let me introduce to you the infamous Dr. Sickle
he’s been commissioned to be in charge of telling lies
for a government that’s hell bent on controlling all our lives
and so he’s made a virus up of such intelligent strains
that it only damages those not eating sandwiches on trains
and in order to perpetuate the evil that it serves
it mutates into new states to stay ahead of the curve
just so it never ends
believe me if ever there was a mission then this is it
what a shit
well lets just kick his pansy ass
no that would be homophobic
ok well let’s bend him out if shape then
that would be aerobic phobic
what if we just troll Zoltar?
that creature of both sexes? I wouldn’t find it advisable
yeah that’d be double sexist
there you see whatever you say they’ve got us over a turd
whatever you try to criticise they’ve weaponised a word
it lets them get away with stuff it’s really quite pathetic
like if you jibe at a certain tribe
antisem- don’t say it Keyop
it’s so salacious it borders on insanity
them creating pronouns and us appeasing their vanity
breaking up the family trying to blur the clarity
like whatever you identify will magically come reality
but Dre isn’t a doctor, snoop is not a dog
and you’ve a cock so
brr de dock get out the womens bog YEAH!!
I know you mean well guys but this is no time for Hades
you can’t just go round kicking ass as if this was the 80s
you’ve got to be more sensitive now and drill down to the root
try taking a softer approach
man fuck all this transmute!!

ok Tiny let’s go and get this twat
yeah and show them we’re not taking no more crap
yeah roger that
talking of rogering let’s leave his ass all gapey
oof bit strong mate
yeah and a little bit rapey
shut up
I see what Anderson meant now it all looks so miserable
lets take a closer look,Tiny get us up a visual
these streets are empty it’s worse than I imagined
there’s nothing going on at all except for that pride pageant
oh my god how has everyone got so effeminate?
yeah who does it benefit?
degenerate
that’s not strictly true Keyop some just can’t help who they lay with
only other balls I play with, good lad
Hey guys I think we’ve got em
got them locked on target
time to make doctor call
no Keyop iit's too far yet
let’s get up real close and show em the patriarchate
and don’t forget the chiefs request to include that supermarket
Thank you Dr. Sickle you’ve really done us proud,
I haven’t been this chuffed since I invented Girls Aloud
in recognition of your work please take this fat stack
that’s very kind but just one question, what the fuck is that?

and so ends our quest
who better than G force to step on up to the test
now earth sleeps peacefully enjoying a welcome rest
tell em Zark