I walk barefoot in my fat laces
staying put tho I’m going places
new walls same old faces
up on the top floor
Back up in the bat cave
Rich Blackmore Chas and dave
with Theodore Flash and Flave
mixing them all up mash and save
I’m the daddy of this baddie of this
had nuff paddy with raddy
been down more drainpipes than
Showaddywaddy for this
stopping off at the samos
all borrowing from gameshows
where thin disguised moral eyes
all follow me like plain clothes
don’t they know lame flows
just ain't my meat and potatoes
I get lava down my stage clothes from
swallowing volcanoes
yeah I come crisp
remember this
I’m the daddy

you were supposed to protect this with stye
but you couldn’t be trusted for shit
now plans are stalling standards falling
someone’s for it c’mon who saw it?
don’t look at me like I fell out of a banana tree
this ain't chimpan-Gee
or something even more less read
than your ass will be c’mon answer me!
I know one of you saw it
come on who’s in charge
right no-one saw it
you’re all on a charge for giving it large
I know exactly who it is
bugger lugs from Briz
don’t have to be mastermind
cos only one fucking name comes to mind
it’s the Stepasaur lesser saw never saw
ever saw the stepisode bandit
pin 'em all to the wall clinical
never before the mic held so tight in my claw
with a roar as i soar to the floor
the eagle has landed
gonna have guts for garters
gonna have these cunts just for starters
wanna act all tough wanna call our bluff
wanna huff and puff save all that guff
we’ve all had enough
all the times you’ve cheated we’ve been mistreated
now you’re defeated fuck you
this time we’re not gonna eat it
want us on lockdown
putting our cock down
want to infect wanna inject us
make us your fucking slaves